After kicking out her ex, the narrator is surprised when he shows up pretending to be a hero and gives her a bag with just eggs and bologna. Later, a friend tells her that the ex bragged about “stocking her whole fridge,” which was completely untrue. Annoyed, she posts a photo of her nearly empty fridge with a sarcastic caption. The post goes viral, sparking thousands of similar stories from others and attracting media attention. Her ex, angry about being exposed, texts her—but she shuts him down with a final message. She never hears from him again, especially not about the tote bags he stole.
