In a crowd, A man took out a lemon and squeezed it dry. He said, “If anyone can squeeze a drop out of this lemon, I’ll give them $100”
Many people tried and no one could get any juice out of the lemon. Finally, a man came up and squeezed out two drops of lemon juice.
The man blinked surprised and asked: “Who are you?”
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. The second man replied, “Income tax officer.”