A husband returned home drunk late night. His wife opened the door. He said, “Sorry honey.
I couldn’t stop finishing a bottle whose brand name was same as yours!”
The next day the wife served breakfast.
The man complained, “Oh honey, there’s so much salt in this dish…”
The wife replied, “Sorry honey. I couldn’t stop myself adding more salt since the brand name was same as yours.”
Bob went over to his friend Joe’s house and was amazed at how well Joe treated his wife.