An 80-year-old woman developed a persistent itch and visited a doctor. He diagnosed her with crabs, but she insisted it was impossible because she had been a virgin her entire life. Unsatisfied, she sought a second opinion and received the same diagnosis.Determined to get a real answer, she visited a third doctor. After a more careful examination, he told her the first two doctors were wrong—it wasn’t crabs. Relieved, she asked what it was.The doctor replied that, after being untouched for so many years, it had attracted something else entirely.It’s not crabs,” he said. “It’s more like… fruit flies.”The woman finally got her answer—one far stranger than she expected.
