A devoted nun woke up one morning pale and shaking.
Her fellow sister noticed and asked, “What happened to you?”
The nun whispered, “I had the strangest dream… I was married!”
The sister smiled, “Oh, that’s not so bad. What scared you?”
The nun gulped, “It didn’t stop there… I dreamed I spent an entire night with my husband!”
The sister raised an eyebrow, “And?”
The nun clutched her chest and said,
“I woke up in panic… and immediately checked if I still needed to confess… or file for divorce!” 