A married couple checked into a hotel for a romantic weekend. Late that night, the husband called the front desk.
“Excuse me,” he whispered, “my wife and I are having a disagreement, and she says she’s going to jump out the window!”
The clerk replied, “Sir, that’s a personal matter.”
The husband sighed and said,
“Well, it became a hotel matter when I discovered the window won’t open!” 
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The Anniversary Surprise That Backfired Spectacularly
A husband wanted to spice things up for his anniversary.
He told his wife, “Tonight, I’ll fulfill your every fantasy.”
She smiled and said, “Really?”
“Absolutely.”
She thought for a moment and replied,
“Great. Tomorrow morning, I want to wake up and find the kitchen cleaned, the laundry done, the bills paid, and breakfast waiting for me.”
The husband stared at her and said,
“I was thinking more along the lines of romance.”
His wife grinned and answered,
“Exactly. That’s my fantasy.”