A farmer couldn’t stop bragging about his prize bull.
“People drive from miles away,” he told his neighbor proudly. “Every cow owner wants my bull. I charge good money, and he never disappoints!”
The neighbor raised an eyebrow. “That impressive, huh?”
“Absolutely,” the farmer said. “In fact, he’s got a full schedule today—five different farms!”
Curious, the neighbor walked over to the field and leaned on the fence.
The bull was lying in the grass, not moving at all.
“Hey,” the neighbor called out, “aren’t you supposed to be… working today?”
The bull slowly lifted his head, sighed, and said:
“Buddy… I’m not a bull anymore… I’m a full-time employee with burnout and no weekends.” 
